mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
this site is on drugs
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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO GREAT
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mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
this site is on drugs
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
people who have that ability and choose to not go
People who go and don’t enjoy themselves
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spike and dimitri are twins
and i don’t know who they’re related to
neither do we
go on
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The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
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